ATPnovel #186 - I like your unruly look
#186 - I like your unruly look
Chapter 185: I Just Like Your Unruly Attitude
“Yo~, these are quite perky and fair!” Zhang Chen's eyes stared at the two white and tender buttocks, a hint of surprise appearing in his eyes. These tender buttocks were even smoother and more delicate than a woman's. Especially those pert protrusions, they looked like they were begging to be slapped.
“Smack~”
Zhang Chen slapped the white buttocks, like a bathhouse attendant in Northeast China patting someone's butt, his face full of teasing as he said, “Seriously, you're a grown man, yet your butt is so enviable that even women would be jealous.”
However, Zhang Chen never considered that the white buttocks in front of him might actually belong to a woman? After all, how could a man grow such perky and beautiful buttocks?
“Zhang Chen! You scoundrel, I, your grandfather, am not done with you!” At this moment, Zhong Xiang's eyes were red, his voice full of anger.
“If you keep acting so tough, I might just backstab you.” Zhang Chen pinched the tender white buttocks with a grin.
Upon hearing this, Zhong Xiang immediately shut his mouth. Then, Zhang Chen carefully examined the pair of tender buttocks, his expression surprised as he said, “As expected of an immortal body, the two previous knife wounds didn't leave any scars at all.”
Thinking of this, Zhang Chen directly stabbed down with the ice blade.
The ice blade carried a faint fragrance of osmanthus, directly piercing into Zhong Xiang's buttocks. Then, in the next moment, terrifying flames erupted once again, the magma melting into water in an instant, and the two continued to sink in the magma.
Zhang Chen mobilized his ice magic to freeze himself. As he cast the ice spell, a trace of lunar osmanthus energy flowed from his magic power, infusing into Zhang Chen's ice spell, causing a strange change to occur in Zhang Chen's ice spell. The speed at which the flames melted the ice actually began to decrease.
The feeling was like throwing a piece of ice into a furnace. Although the melting speed was still very fast, it was no longer the unreasonably fast melting from before.
“That osmanthus is indeed an item from the beginning of time. A trace of its energy infused into my skill, and it caused my skill to undergo a transformation. These items from the beginning of the world are truly incredible.” Zhang Chen muttered to himself, his voice full of surprise.
Most importantly, his ice seemed to have gained some resistance. Even if he didn't activate the Fire Aversion Talisman, the heat of the flames would have difficulty penetrating the ice to scorch him.
He could even see that the ice blade inserted into Zhong Xiang's butt, even when directly facing Zhong Xiang's flames, had its melting speed greatly reduced.
Moreover, with the fragrance of the osmanthus circulating, Zhang Chen noticed that not only had his magic power become more durable, but even the recovery speed had also begun to increase, at least by five times.
Even the consumption of his soul was rapidly recovering under the fragrance of the osmanthus.
“This osmanthus is truly a good treasure! It's just a flower that fell from an old osmanthus tree. If it were the old osmanthus tree itself…” A hint of longing appeared in Zhang Chen's eyes, “The mysteries of this world are truly incredible.”
The two rapidly sank in the magma until the ice blade completely melted, Zhong Xiang's butt completely recovered, and the speed of the flames finally stopped.
Zhang Chen repeated his old trick, manipulating the water flow to push the magma out of the tunnel. Before long, all the magma underground had been completely cleared out.
“Your Excellency, what is the situation below?” Chen Xu saw Zhang Chen pushing the magma out of the cave and quickly stepped forward to ask.
“I have now gone a hundred meters deep underground, but I still haven't detected the entrance you mentioned.” Zhang Chen replied.
Chen Xu's expression changed upon hearing this, fearing that he would be punished by Zhang Chen, his eyes full of fear, “It shouldn't be! Could it be that I made a mistake? Whose tomb could be built a hundred meters deep under the rocks?”
“When it comes to mysterious tombs, even the most outrageous things are normal.” Zhang Chen comforted Chen Xu.
In his memory, the ancient god had buried his tomb a full five hundred meters underground. Right now, they had only excavated a hundred meters, less than a fifth of the way.
The strength of that 'Emperor' was earth-shattering. The great tomb he laid out, stretching for hundreds of miles, was larger than a third or fourth-tier city. If such a large tomb wasn't built deep enough, wouldn't it be easy to collapse? Or be exposed?
“How is that esteemed guest?” Zhong Xiang asked, unable to help but inquire after hearing Zhang Chen's explanation.
“Doing very well, other than having his butt stabbed, everything is fine.” Zhang Chen replied with a smile.
Chen Xu was shocked upon hearing this, his eyes looking at Zhang Chen in horror, his butt instinctively tightening. He never expected that the god in front of him would have such a hobby. Was the dignified Confucian prodigy actually being ravaged like this?
That was a Confucian prodigy, one of the only two leaders. This matter was a disgrace to Confucianism. Once exposed, wouldn't he be hunted down by the entire Confucian sect?
However, he didn't dare to say or ask about such things. He could only lower his head and clench his butt tightly, secretly thinking, “I remember those nobles seem to like this kind of thing.”
Zhang Chen was busy mobilizing the water flow to extinguish the magma. Where did he have time to pay attention to Chen Xu's thoughts? He turned around and once again manipulated the water flow to sneak into the cave. He saw Zhong Xiang grabbing a strip of cloth and vigorously wrapping it around his butt, wanting to mend the torn clothes. When he saw Zhang Chen walking in, he couldn't help but be shocked and quickly shrank into a corner, looking at Zhang Chen with a face full of fear.
At this moment, the clear spring water flowed down from the mountains, already submerging his knees. Zhong Xiang hugged his knees and shrank in the water, looking at Zhang Chen with a face full of fear, “Don't come over here! Don't come over here!”
Zhong Xiang's voice was full of helplessness, appearing weak and pitiful. Facing the panicked Zhong Xiang, Zhang Chen felt a daze, as if he had become a great demon.
However, seeing the dignified young master actually scared into this state, without the arrogant appearance he had before, Zhang Chen couldn't help but feel a burst of joy in his heart. The depressed feeling had finally dissipated a bit. However, Zhang Chen was still not relieved, so he rubbed his hands together, looking at Zhong Xiang with a lewd expression, “Young master, your buttocks are so white and tender, even women can't compare. Just looking at them makes one feel an impulse.”
Zhong Xiang's face turned pale with fright upon hearing this, “Boy, don't talk nonsense. Let's discuss anything. Don't mess around.”
Seeing Zhong Xiang's fearful appearance, Zhang Chen became even more energetic. The water flow directly turned into ice, freezing the other party's body, leaving only his head exposed. Then, Zhang Chen stretched out his hand to caress Zhong Xiang's cheeks, a lewd smile appearing on his face, “Hehehe, I just like this kind of thing. You boy, as expected of a noble, your face is so smooth and tender, like a peeled egg. The feel is really good.”
Zhong Xiang was shocked at this moment, his face frantically shaking, wanting to get rid of Zhang Chen's dirty hand, “Don't come over here! I warn you, if you dare to do anything bad to me, I will definitely have your entire clan exterminated.”
“Oh, still so stubborn.” Zhang Chen revealed a strange smile upon hearing this. Looking at that heroic face, a wicked smile crept onto his lips. He actually grabbed the other's shaking head, stuck out his tongue, and licked the other's cheek fiercely. Then, he smacked his lips, a bizarre smile on his face: “Not bad, not bad, tender and smooth, just what I like.”
“Ah…”
Zhong Xiang felt like he was going crazy, unable to help but cry out in alarm. His face was completely bloodless. Zhang Chen's hands actually couldn't hold onto his head, and that head directly rammed towards Zhang Chen's chin. Fortunately, Zhang Chen was prepared and quickly pulled away.
“You, kill me now! Even if I die, I will never let you, this bug, defile me!” Zhong Xiang's voice was full of sorrow and indignation: “To think that I, Zhong Xiang, a dignified and promising man, would fall into the hands of a perverted ant like you. Kill me! Kill me!”
Zhong Xiang was terrified at this moment, constantly shouting in despair.
Seeing Zhong Xiang's face turn white with fright, Zhang Chen couldn't help but feel even more pleased. However, hearing the other party call him 'bug' and 'ant' repeatedly, he felt a bit annoyed: “Looks like you little brat still doesn't know your situation, daring to curse me.”
Zhang Chen reached out his hands to try to hold Zhong Xiang's head, but saw Zhong Xiang open his mouth, chasing after Zhang Chen's palm, wanting to bite Zhang Chen's hand to vent his anger. But how could a moving head compare to the swiftness of a pair of hands?
In the next moment, Zhong Xiang's head was directly grabbed by Zhang Chen. Looking at Zhong Xiang's delicate, white, and tender face, Zhang Chen felt a bit nauseous. He, a dignified man, was licking another man; no matter how he looked at it, he felt disgusted.
However, looking at the panicked, helpless expression on Zhong Xiang's face, and thinking about giving this kid a lesson, he gritted his teeth, closed his eyes, put on an enjoying expression, and directly stuck out his tongue and licked again.
“Get away!”
Zhong Xiang shook his head and struggled desperately. When Zhang Chen licked over, he kept shaking his head, and Zhang Chen directly slid from his chin, across his lips and nose, and licked his crown.
“Ugh~”
Zhang Chen wanted to vomit, his internal organs churning, but he forcibly suppressed it. This was truly killing one thousand enemies while losing eight hundred of his own, but seeing that this kid's arrogant energy was finally gone, Zhang Chen felt very pleased.
“Hmm, not bad taste! Really fragrant!” Zhang Chen pretended to savor the taste.
“Ah!!!” Zhong Xiang wanted to go crazy, emitting a hoarse cry.
The sound echoed through the stone cave again and again. Shouting once wasn't enough, he continued to shout repeatedly, seemingly venting his anger:
“Ah…”
“If you shout again, I won't be licking your head, but your butt.” Zhang Chen looked at Zhong Xiang's face, twisted into a ball, and revealed a lewd smile.
The shouting stopped abruptly, and the stone cave instantly returned to silence.
“You, kill me! I beg you to kill me! A scholar can be killed, but not humiliated. I'm begging you!” Zhong Xiang's face showed the expression of a dead relative, his eyes filled with a lack of love for life, the light in his eyes disappeared, and all his arrogance was gone. His eyes stared blankly at Zhang Chen.
Looking at the other party's expression, Zhang Chen felt so proud in his heart that even the nausea and vomiting disappeared.
Proud!
Extremely proud!
“I was thinking, why not simply train him well and bend him? That would also vent a bit of the anger in my heart.” An evil thought flashed through Zhang Chen's mind.
Zhang Chen reached out to touch the other's cheek. This time, Zhong Xiang seemed to have resigned himself to fate and didn't dodge, but looked at Zhang Chen with a lifeless and gloomy expression:
“Kill me! Please, kill me now!”
“This kid has given up resisting?” Zhang Chen touched him back and forth a few times. Seeing that the other party no longer resisted, he suddenly felt bored.
“A scholar can be killed, but not humiliated. Kill me now, and I guarantee I won't revive.” Zhong Xiang looked at Zhang Chen with a lifeless expression.
“To be honest, killing you is also possible, but you have to let me backstab you once. I don't know why, but after seeing you, I suddenly have a lot of interest, the kind that must be stabbed.” Zhang Chen comforted him in a gentle voice, as if treating a lover, and reached out to gently stroke Zhong Xiang's cheek: “Little brother, since you've decided to die anyway, why don't you submit to me.”
Hearing this, Zhong Xiang's goosebumps rose all over his body!
To be honest, at this moment, Zhong Xiang wanted to die. He wished he could burst into flames and cremate himself, leaving no ashes behind. He hated himself for having an immortal body.
However, looking at Zhang Chen's affectionate gaze, he felt that he couldn't die yet. Before he died, he had to find a way to preserve his chastity and not be ruined by this pervert.
“As long as you let me go, I'll find you a hundred male actors, with all kinds of tastes, guaranteed to satisfy you. I'm a rough man, how would I understand the joy between men? Why don't we make a deal? You let me go, and then I'll recruit male actors for you to relieve boredom, how about it?”
Looking at Zhang Chen's face so close, Zhong Xiang wanted to vomit. He wished he could smash his head over, turning both heads into rotten watermelons and perishing together.
“I don't believe your words. You little darling is not honest. If I let you out, you would definitely find someone to dismember me into eight pieces.” Zhang Chen reached out and gently stroked Zhong Xiang's head.
“Ugh~”
Zhong Xiang felt nauseous and gagged, his face turning red.
“You… you…” Zhong Xiang looked at Zhang Chen. Facing this rogue and hooligan, he really had no good solution and could only helplessly beg: “You can make any conditions you want! If I, Zhong Xiang, say no, you can just stab me to death.”
Zhong Xiang really had no choice but to lower his noble head and beg in a gentle voice.
Zhang Chen knew that what Zhong Xiang was saying was nonsense. Once he left here, this kid would definitely find someone to kill him. So, he continued to endure the nausea in his heart and said affectionately:
“I just want you. You might as well submit to me. What I like is you as a person. I have no interest in your family background, power, or status. I only want your true heart.”
“I'm asking about your eight generations of ancestors, I'm fucking your mother, you damn pervert, you must not let me go out, otherwise I will exterminate your nine clans and scatter the ashes of your ancestors.” Zhong Xiang, facing Zhang Chen's impervious attitude, finally became enraged. At this moment, his eyes were full of anger.
He knew that he was afraid of being planted today, and his innocence was not guaranteed. This pervert was impervious to both soft and hard tactics, so what could he do?
It was simply helpless!
“You, damn it, must not be given a chance by me, otherwise I will castrate you!” Zhong Xiang cursed, no longer caring about any demeanor at this moment.
Facing Zhong Xiang's mental breakdown, Zhang Chen felt so comfortable in his heart, happy and delightful. He directly hugged Zhong Xiang's head and licked it again: “I just like you the way you are now, full of masculinity from head to toe!”
“Ah!!! Get away from me!” Zhong Xiang collapsed, really collapsed.