villain king

Chapter 320

Chapter 320

"Why are you in a hurry, I haven't finished yet."

"Nonsense, if I don't stop you, I'll really be his grandson."

Ji Yun returned to the microphone, "There are many people who like to smoke, drink, and burn their heads, and it doesn't just refer to Teacher Yu."

"What do you mean?"

As soon as Guo De saw Ji Yun's dead face, he knew that he was holding back nothing.

"Look at me? I'll get my head permed tomorrow, and I'll be a father too."

"Go! You don't have that gene either."

"Hahahahahaha."

Ji Yun retracted the topic: "The first three are not important, but the fourth is important."

"What about the fourth one?"

"Tattoo!"

"Tattoos?"

"That's right!" Ji Yun had a teachable expression on his face: "Yu Enwen, rest in the afternoon and get a tattoo."

"Your pinyin is worthy of being a primary school student."

"Mr. Guo doesn't just have tattoos. We all know that many people wear tattoos on weekdays."

Guo Degang nodded: "Yes, they all have strips of fish and shrimp in their tattoos."

"What kind of fish skin shrimp? It's called an over-the-shoulder dragon! Take Mr. Guo's father as an example. He also has a well-known nickname in the tattoo circle-Guo Wenwang!"

This is a job, Guo Degang immediately took over, "King Guo Wen?"

"Why is it called King Guo Wen? His father claims to be the little prince with tattoos."

"Good guy, return the little prince."

Ji Yun smiled and said, "Isn't that right, you are the emperor of cross talk, and your father is the little prince with tattoos, you two are more than worthy."

"What's the match? How chaotic is this generation."

"You can tell when you hear the nickname. It's good to have a tattoo, and I will get a tattoo in the future."

"Indeed." Guo Degang agreed, "My father likes tattoos."

"An ordinary person's tattoo would not be worthy of this title."

"That's true. There are many people who love tattoos. What's so special about my father?"

Ji Yundao: "Others have tattoos on their bodies, but his father has tattoos on his forehead, that's the center of the eyebrows."

"Eh, tattoo on the forehead?"

"Yep."

Guo Degang asked: "What about that article?"

"Wen's one eye!" Ji Yun pointed to his forehead, "Shui Lingling's big eyes, when he frowned, the eyes closed, and when he stretched, the eyes opened."

"Good guy, how miraculous, with big watery eyes, this is Wen Cheng Erlang God."

Ji Yun nodded and said: "Domineering, no one dares to provoke you when you go out. When you go to the factory, aren't there some old men who will not deal with your father?"

"Yes, our father and son are in the same line, and we don't deal with each other."

"There were quite a lot of people who didn't deal with him at first, and he also avoided the edge for a long time, but Wen's eyes are different?"

Guo Degang asked in surprise, "Then why is it different?"

Ji Yun pinched his waist, imitating his father: "I tell you, don't mess with me, or I will show you how many horses I have grown, my lord."

"Hey hey hey hey!" Guo Degang's heart was about to jump out, and he hung directly on Ji Yun's body before stopping him.

"Why are you stopping me? This is talking."

Guo Degang said with a look of disgust: "Listen to me, let Prince Ma have a few eyes, don't ask him to have a few eyes! Just one!"

"Hahahahahaha."

The reason is not crooked, and you can't laugh. This most vulgar joke made the audience burst into the most enthusiastic laughter.

"Oh, yes!" Ji Yun patted his thigh, "I said why did your father wash the tattoo later?"

"He may also want face."

"It's not over yet. I've washed it, but I can't rest on my forehead. He turned around and wrote something else!"

Guo Degang asked: "What's the matter again?"

"He has the word 'knife' tattooed on his forehead!"

"Oh, my father likes to practice martial arts, and he likes to practice knives"

"No." Ji Yun shook his head, "He originally wanted to write the word 'forbearance', but he couldn't hold back halfway through the text."

"Hahahahahaha."

"Why is he so afraid of pain?"

Ji Yun clicked his tongue, "His father's muscles are all over his body, his eight-pack abs, and the hair on his heart that can't be grasped."

"Then why didn't you pass it on to me?"

Ji Yun raised his eyebrows, "Is it not hereditary? Is it not hereditary? Then last night my wife told me about protecting your heart."

"Go! There is no ethics in our business!"

"Call-"

There was a lot of booing in the audience, why didn't you say this when you took advantage of the teacher.

"Let's talk about Mr. Guo's father, you should pretend you didn't hear about my wife and I! It's nothing!"

"Hurry up and tell me." Guo Degang looked helpless seeing Ji Yun's appearance that he didn't take advantage of it enough.

"Is his father just protecting his heart hair? There are also tattoos on both sides."

Ji Yun pointed at his chest, "The text on the left is a grasshopper, and the text on the right is a cricket."

"What is this for?"

"Hey, I still like to shake my chest when I'm fine." Ji Yun lifted his coat and began to tremble.

"You can wait for a while." Guo Degang stopped him, "Why is this chest shaking? This is it."

"It just makes you feel like the bug is alive, like it's about to jump into your chest hair."

Guo Degang looked on coldly, "Is it like saying that my father's body tattoo still needs to be tattooed in 3D?"

"Hahahahahaha."

"3D boob shaking."

The bottom line of this joke is King Wen of Zhou, with a lot of laughs, Ji Yun didn't repeat this point too much, and then said: "Not only is there a tattoo on the chest, but there is also a tattoo on the shoulder, a hairtail tattoo."

"Did you write a story about hairtail fish? That's called an over-the-shoulder dragon!"

"At first, I wanted to tattoo the dragon on the shoulders, but I couldn't hold back when I reached the dragon's head."

"Hi! Don't write if you are so afraid of pain. Why do I call it hairtail?"

Ji Yun gestured: "It doesn't look good with only a body left."

"Yeah, this needs to be patched up."

"Who are you looking for? Yu Qian's father."

"Huh?" Guo Degang raised his eyebrows, "Why are you still looking for him?"

Ji Yun cheered, "Yu Qian's father is a professional."

"Yes, Yu Qian's father had tattoos when he was young."

"That's right!" Ji Yun interrupted Guo Degang with a sentence, "Yu Qian's father, Mr. Wang, worked as a bicycle repairer for a while when he was young, bicycle repair."

"Just wait." Guo Degang took Ji Yun's arm, "My father asked a bicycle repairman to get a tattoo?"

"That's right." Ji Yun nodded solemnly, "How can you be called King Guo Wen without such confidence."

"Okay, you can continue."

"Grandpa Yu's bicycle repair is very good. But then again, it's not enough to just repair bicycles. It should be said that Mr. Yu painted Chinese paintings when he was young, so he has this skill."

"Yes." Guo Degang smiled, "Teacher Yu's father has done everything except give birth to him."

"Hahahahahaha."

"Teacher Yu did not escape the fate of being taken advantage of."

Guo Degang's show made Ji Yun almost lose his skills, and he quickly suppressed his smile and continued: "Mr. Yu's tattoo is different from other people's."

"What's the difference?"

Ji Yun picked up the fan and made a comparison, "What kind of tattoo gun and tattoo machine do other people get tattooed with, but I don't need that."

"What do you use if you don't have a tattoo machine?"

"Stain ink on the handlebar of the old man's bicycle."

Ji Yun inserted his fan obliquely, his face was full of exhaustion, "Da da da da da da da!"

(End of this chapter)