ATPnovel Chapter 1: First serve the Imperial Noble Consort, then serve the Empress.
Chapter 1: First serve the Imperial Noble Consort, then serve the Empress.
"Ah~!"
"Comfortable!"
"Xiao Shisan, where did you learn these massage skills? I really like them..."
In the sleeping quarters of Chuxiu Palace.
Wearing a gorgeous pale yellow palace dress, the noble imperial concubine Murong Yuhe lay on a recliner, her voluptuous body tilted back, her beautiful face radiating enjoyment.
Her calves, hanging casually from the hem of her skirt, rested in the arms of Xiao Shisan, who was dressed in eunuch's robes. Her feet, clad in white snow socks, were being held and kneaded by Xiao Shisan.
The air is filled with a pleasant fragrance.
Xiao Shisan vigorously massaged her feet, inwardly complaining, "That sound she made just now really made me think..."
And I have to make you comfortable!
Anyone who makes you uncomfortable would have kicked the bucket or been beaten to death by you long ago!
A while ago, some eunuchs were beaten to death by the Imperial Noble Consort for being clumsy. So, in this deep palace, saying the wrong thing or doing the wrong thing could cost you your life.
"Making Your Highness comfortable is my duty," Xiao Shisan said sweetly, staring at Murong Yuhe's stunningly beautiful face.
Imperial Noble Consort Murong Yuhe, her delicate eyebrows relaxed, closed her eyes in blissful enjoyment:
"You have a sweet tongue, you're good in bed, and you're handsome too! Alas, it's just a pity you're a eunuch..."
talking.
She opened her pretty eyes and looked at me with a mixture of regret and allure.
Xiao Shisan's heart pounded. He was indeed a eunuch... but he was a fake eunuch.
This was all thanks to Eunuch Wei in the palace who helped them get through the ordeal.
Therefore, everything that is required will be included, down to the smallest detail!
In his previous life, he was crossing the street while carrying a teddy bear when he was hit by a car, and then he was transported to the Great Xia Dynasty, which is similar to the Ming Dynasty.
I've been in this world for half a year now, and I've been living with an old eunuch named Xiao from the common people.
In his memory, it was this old eunuch surnamed Xiao who raised him, and after transmigrating, he found that the old eunuch had always been good to him.
After the old eunuch was summoned to the palace last time, he disappeared without a trace. Later, it was Eunuch Wei who brought him to the palace.
I heard from Eunuch Wei that Eunuch Xiao is dead!
As for how Eunuch Xiao died, Eunuch Wei didn't say a word!
Xiao Shisan was furious at the thought of his kind and gentle Uncle Xiao dying.
I swear I will find out who my enemy is and tear him to pieces!
However, what's even more bizarre is—
After traveling through time, he also gained Teddy's sense of smell and hearing. His nose could even smell scents within a radius of several miles and distinguish the differences between these scents.
Not long after entering the palace, she was taken to the Chuxiu Palace by Eunuch Wei, who then fed her poison.
It's called the "Ten-Day Death Powder"!
He even concealed his identity as a "fake eunuch" for the time being, in order to win the favor of the Imperial Noble Consort!
Otherwise, he would let himself die from the poison!
Several days have passed now, and I have gained the favor of the Imperial Noble Consort. Shouldn't she give me the antidote by now?
As Xiao Shisan massaged Imperial Noble Consort Murong Yuhe's feet, he thought to himself.
"Your Highness, this old servant has come to pay my respects!" At this moment, Eunuch Wei's hoarse voice came from outside: "I wonder, is Your Highness satisfied with Xiao Shisan's care?"
Xiao Shisan's heart stirred.
This old eunuch's arrival is perfectly timed!
We need to get the antidote from him right away!
"Satisfied, just what I wanted!" The Imperial Noble Consort smiled and gave Xiao Shisan a charming look.
Xiao Shisan responded with a smile.
Just as Xiao Shisan and the Imperial Noble Consort were exchanging glances.
Wei Gonggong's voice came from outside the hall again: "Your Majesty, this old servant has to take him to Changchun Palace to serve the Empress..."
Your Majesty the Empress is Pei Ruohan, and she is the number one beauty on the Rouge Ranking of the Xia Kingdom!
Upon hearing this!
Xiao Shisan was startled.
I rely on!
They've just warmed up in Chuxiu Palace, and now they have to go serve the Empress?
What kind of tricks is that old eunuch up to?
Snapped!
The beautiful imperial concubine slammed her hand on the chair and angrily snapped at the outside:
"Old eunuch, what do you mean by this? Hmph, I've just taken a liking to this eunuch Xiao Shisan, and you're already sending him to Changchun Palace?"
"Reporting to Your Majesty, this is the Left Prime Minister's intention!" said Eunuch Wei from outside.
Left Chancellor Li Sidao currently wields immense power in the court and is a true power-hungry minister!
Even Emperor Xiao Ding was placed under house arrest in the Qianqing Palace for a long time.
Moreover, Imperial Noble Consort Murong Yuhe is the niece of the Left Chancellor. Apart from the Imperial Noble Consort, all the concubines in the harem, including Empress Pei Ruohan, are under house arrest...
"What does my uncle, the Left Prime Minister, mean?"
Although the Imperial Noble Consort was unwilling, she sighed softly, her beautiful eyes filled with reluctance: "Xiao Shisan, you must come often, no... come every day, to pay your respects to me! Hmph, if anyone in Changchun Palace bullies you, just tell me!"
"If only you were a fake eunuch, I would give myself to you... Sigh, I've never even seen the emperor, and I've heard he's a cripple. I don't want to live a life of widowhood."
Xiao Shisan: "???"
What?
The emperor was a useless person?
Xiao Shisan was incredibly surprised, but he couldn't ask too many questions right now, so he quickly put on a smile and said, "This servant obeys!"
After leaving the palace.
In the sun-drenched palace courtyard, Eunuch Wei stood holding a whisk.
Let's go!
With a flick of his whisk, Eunuch Wei said with a grim face, "Come with me to Changchun Palace to see Her Majesty the Empress..."
"Hehe, yes—"
Xiao Shisan followed in Wei Gonggong's footsteps, wondering why he was serving the Empress again after finally getting a bit of a flirtatious relationship with the Imperial Noble Consort.
We arrived at Gongxiang Lane.
Seeing that no one was around, Eunuch Wei turned around and grinned sinisterly, "Not bad, Xiao Shisan. I just realized that the Imperial Noble Consort was very reluctant to part with you."
"That's right, Eunuch Wei, this antidote..." Xiao Shisan hesitated before speaking.
"Antidote? Hmph!"
Eunuch Wei chuckled sinisterly, "No rush. Although it's called 'Ten-Day Death Powder,' it's just a name that sounds intimidating. If it really takes effect, it'll take a month. I won't give it to you for now. But now that you have the Imperial Noble Consort's backing, you'll be more influential in Changchun Palace, and things will be much easier for you..."
Depend on?
That old eunuch made me nervous for days!
In his heart, Xiao Shisan cursed Wei Gonggong's ancestors for eighteen generations.
Then, with a forced smile, he said, "Hehe, Eunuch Wei, what exactly are you asking me to do?"
Eunuch Wei stopped, looked around, and then leaned closer to whisper, "Make sure the Empress gets pregnant!"
Swish!
These words shocked Xiao Shisan immensely!
How to get the Empress pregnant?
Damn, this is really difficult; it could cost me my life!
As if knowing Xiao Shisan's question, a shrewd glint flashed in Wei Gonggong's eyes.
"Hmph, otherwise why would I have sent you to the palace to be a fake eunuch?"
"But remember, Chief Eunuch Liu of Changchun Palace is treacherous and ruthless. He has killed two eunuchs before. Be careful of him!"
Glug!
Xiao Shisan nervously swallowed: "Okay!"
As Eunuch Wei walked forward, he said, "When we get to Changchun Palace, we need to be careful of Chief Eunuch Liu, and at the same time, we need to keep your secret that you are a fake eunuch. Then, we need to win the Empress's favor and gradually make her like you... and then try to get her pregnant."
"Left Chancellor Li Sidao wields immense power; the court has long been his sole authority!"
"Right now, you and our family are in the same boat. On the surface, you're loyal to Li Sidao, but your real goal is to bring him down. Do you understand?"
How to bring down the powerful minister Li Sidao?
Make the Empress pregnant!
Xiao Shisan was extremely nervous. Damn it, this is really exciting. Is this putting a green hat on the emperor?
Just then, a group of old eunuchs walked in a procession ahead.
Upon seeing this!
Eunuch Wei's expression changed, he coughed twice, and hurriedly pulled Xiao Shisan forward:
"Come on, I'll take you to Changchun Palace to see the Empress... Remember, you mustn't tell anyone what I tell you!"
Absolutely! Anyone who can't keep a secret is bound to die!
Xiao Shisan nodded. However, this old eunuch is really a loyal royalist... Even if the emperor is impotent, he still has to find a way to get the empress pregnant and give birth to a royal heir!
This palace is too dangerous; a slight misstep could cost you your life.
For now, I have to listen to Eunuch Wei and survive first!
Instantly!
When the old eunuchs passed by Xiao Shisan, they were all dumbfounded and then muttered to themselves.
"This eunuch looks so much like he did when he was young..."
"What? Shut up and stop talking nonsense!"
Xiao Shisan, with his keen ears, heard their whispers and frowned, about to ponder them more closely…
At this time.
They watched as the old eunuchs walked away.
The eunuch Wei beside him chuckled, "You must have suffered a lot of grievances while serving the Imperial Concubine. Don't worry, one day she will kneel before you!"
That's right!
I'm a fake eunuch, a real man!
The thought that not only could he have intimate relations with the Empress, but also with that Imperial Noble Consort from before...
"Does Eunuch Wei mean that the Imperial Noble Consort is kneeling with her back to me?"
Eunuch Wei: "..."
Eunuch Wei was taken aback, then chuckled meaningfully. This kid is quite talented, his lewdness is very high!