ATPnovel Chapter 84 Why are you yelling like a monkey when you open a blind box?
Chapter 84 Why are you yelling like a monkey when you open a blind box?
Players turned their attention to Loxi.
This dragon lady on the signboard is most likely sent by the planners. Let's see what she has to say.
I don’t know, I’m scared.
Wait... this cover... isn't quite right?
Players know that Loshi has a very high intelligence and is afraid of being held a grudge by key NPCs, who might raise prices when buying things. They want to laugh but dare not, so they all have strange expressions.
Rosie couldn't understand, thinking they were just excited because they hadn't seen her in a long time.
"Hello everyone," she waved, feigning innocence.
"Long time no see. We're underwater, right? We need to breathe air here."
"This is the premium version of the deep-sea air mask I created for everyone. Compared to the Magic Bubble, it offers greater comfort and durability."
Loshi explained, "Magic Bubbles are one-time use items for deep-sea exploration. They can be obtained from blind boxes or purchased directly from the Creation Machine in the commercial district."
For some reason, the players in front of them suddenly started holding their breath, their faces turning red.
"Are you all alright?" Rosie asked in a muffled voice.
Seeing the players shaking their heads frantically, and still unable to figure it out, she simply stopped worrying and began reciting her lines with great emotion:
"(omitted) ...You can also enjoy echo effects, and there's a 5% discount on blind boxes..."
After saying that, he took out a promotional banner, written by Vicky herself, that matched the one used for the Vision Shop, and hung it on the monument.
Fang Qi made a symbolic struggle: "This is the last time."
Thinking about being able to return to the circular corridor for seclusion soon, Luo Xi was in a good mood, flicked her tail, and added her own dramatic touch:
"Celestial Dragons, come open the blind boxes!"
The players couldn't hold back any longer and burst out laughing as they stared at Rosie's tail.
"That's true, I want to be a Celestial Dragon too!" Reporter 60 chimed in.
"Let's try three of them. I'll be playing tank in the future, and this should really boost my taunt value!"
Loxi didn't quite understand why an air shield with special effects would be considered a source of taunt, but she still took the three small boxes that Fang Qi had teleported out and handed them to the player.
Today's event features Rosie personally selling products, with Vicky providing exclusive voice acting – a truly impressive lineup.
The reporter took the blind box, but instead of opening it immediately, he arranged it in a triangle on the ground and began to chatter on:
"A thousand gold coins each? That's not cheap. Blue-Eyed Dragon Girl, please bless me and let me be a Celestial Dragon for once!"
He closed his eyes and began to count his troops.
"It's you!" He reached out and grabbed it: "Open it."
He untied the strap, and the square blind box flashed with purple light.
It was Vicky who added special effects!
"Wow, purple, a practical prize!" Vicky said in a cool voice, sounding very human, but no one paid any attention to it.
Players, even those who came to buy cups, and students who hadn't left yet all stared at the small box.
Inside is...
Almond water, a CCC-grade consumable.
This slightly sweet beverage, made from a variety of ingredients, has the effects of refreshing the mind and calming the spirit.
Please note the expiration date.
"Almond water?!" The reporter, 60, who was well-informed, exclaimed in surprise, "Wow, the tastes in this production are way too mixed!"
The glass bottle with its old label lay there, and you could vaguely see the pale yellow liquid inside.
"Can we give it a try?" he asked Rose.
Loxi nodded. This stuff had already been added to the exclusion list; drinking it wouldn't make you fly away.
This drink is actually a variant of "Le Long". After it was made, Mr. Box kept it like a treasure, saying that he would keep it as a hidden item and sell it later when there was an opportunity.
Judging from the adventurers' reactions now, this tasteless drink seems to be... more popular than Lelong?
"A practical award, indeed quite practical," the reporter muttered, picking it up, unscrewing it, and taking a small sip.
Slightly sweet, but the flavor is just right!
But the more he thought about it, the more he felt there was a big problem with the new map.
"Almond water is coming out, and this is the deep sea, could there be that kind of thing here...?"
The other players nodded in agreement.
We need to stock up on hard currency. They'll open a few more later, otherwise we might end up dying for no reason.
You have to submit a lot of materials to come here, and it's quite expensive.
The reporter carefully put the almond water into his backpack and picked up the second blind box.
With "almond water" as the starting point, everyone's interest was piqued, and the area around them was packed with people.
"Second shot, fire!" The reporter rubbed his hands together.
A faint blue light flashed, but the item was worthless, so Vicky didn't even bother to announce it.
"Underwater magic bubbles," he glanced at the item information and knew they were for exploration.
"Shelf life is 7 days, duration is 2 hours, and you can move freely on the seabed after use."
"It's for exploring the map, like a ticket, nothing special." He finished his assessment in his mind and looked at the last box.
This box exudes the aura of a powerful being; it's quite extraordinary!
After all, I've already used two paddings, so it's fair to say that the drop rate has greatly increased, right?
The reporter, starting at age 60, grabbed a friend and asked, "Young man, what does this box look like to me?"
"Huh?" The guy who was caught looked completely bewildered.
The reporter, number 60, started winking and making faces. The guy's mind raced for a moment, and he understood: "Looking at your box, you look like a civil servant and a business editor!"
"...?" Reporter 60 gasped. He wanted the Celestial Dragon's headgear and dared not answer that question.
Pretending not to hear anything, he reached for the blind box with one hand and shouted, "Don't say a word, just watch my performance!"
He reached out and pulled, quickly covering his eyes, while his other hand made a flowery gesture and he mumbled some random words.
"Do you have it?" Reporter 60 asked.
The guy next to him, who was also a bit of a comedian, chimed in, "Yes! It's definitely golden light!"
"Has the goods been shipped?" Reporter 60 continued to ask.
"It's out!" everyone laughed.
"Okay! Open!" He opened the hand that was covering his eyes a crack with his index and middle fingers.
A golden light shot into the sky at just the right moment; it was Vicky, who had added a light effect to the blind box!
Following Fang Qi's prompting, she even began a premium voiceover: "In this murky seabed, are you really willing to breathe the same air as sea monsters and other physical beings?"
"Wear it, and even 20,000 leagues underwater, you can still look down upon all living beings!"
"Oh ho ho ho ho ho!" A monkey-like cry came from reporter 60 as he excitedly picked up the air headgear.
This air-filled headgear is different from the one Rosie wore; it's more transparent and more luxurious.
[Deep Sea Breathing Headgear - Tianlong Model, Class C Physical Product]
Made primarily of resin and glass shards, infused with "vanity" (C-level spiritual asset), its transparency can be adjusted.
Wearing it will greatly stimulate the user's vanity, but for unknown reasons, there is a risk of increasing biological hostility.
"Beep beep beep beep, welcome, esteemed Deep Sea Celestial Dragon!"
Vicky's powerful male voice, accompanied by background music, resounded in the sky, and a pale golden halo flickered constantly at the top of her headgear.
It's a magic effect; Fang Qi even added a magic effect!
The reporter thought for a moment and then put it on his head.
"All teammates, follow my lead!" he shouted uncontrollably in a moment of inspiration.
After shouting, he froze, his toes digging into the floor, but for some reason he felt... a little good.
This thing is so flashy!