Chapter 258 What's wrong? You don't like me just because my husband is a eunuch!
Chapter 258 What's wrong? You don't like me just because my husband is a eunuch!
What?
Eunuch!
The beautiful woman's face froze!
The room fell silent.
"Want to come again..." After three breaths, Chen Fan took the initiative to step forward and said:
"Could it be that the young lady dislikes our master because he is a eunuch, and therefore has lost interest?"
"You're asking for it!" The beautiful woman's face turned ashen!
With a furious shout, her face revealed stark white bones.
Her alluring figure was also crawling with maggots.
"Look... you're in such a hurry..." Chen Fan shook his head slightly.
The instant the woman made her move, a burst of astonishing sparks erupted from his hand!
Innate True Fire!
Ah!
The woman couldn't get out of the way in time and was instantly burned to ashes!
After the room quieted down.
Chen Fan stood up and patted his sleeves.
He squinted and looked into the depths of the village, saying:
"We're not causing you any trouble, yet you're still causing us trouble... How interesting!"
The words fell.
Chen Fan stepped out of the room.
outside the house.
Black Wind was fast asleep.
It didn't know when it had fallen asleep, but Chen Fan woke it up by grabbing its ear!
"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Old eunuch, stop!"
They heard the black wind's cry.
Chen Fan's lips curled up in a smile.
He stopped and looked into the distance, saying:
"Someone's already come into our house, what are you guarding the door for?"
"Pah!" Black Wind scoffed.
"I'm not a dog, why would I guard the door for you!"
Chen Fan didn't bother to argue.
He squinted and glanced into the depths of the village, then mounted his horse and said:
"Let's go...come with us to vanquish demons and monsters!"
"I'm not going... I'm scared!" Black Wind shook his head!
"Eunuch Wei has been fond of using knives lately, how about we castrate you?" Chen Fan raised an eyebrow!
Black Wind was taken aback.
We followed and sped towards the village ahead!
Look around.
The village was completely silent.
Under the hazy moonlight, no lights were on in any of the houses!
After Chen Fan rode his horse into the village, he couldn't help but glance at the widow twice.
Only after confirming that the person inside was completely dead did he continue walking forward.
He scanned it with his divine sense.
Chen Fan could easily see that there were no living creatures in the village.
Humans, chickens, dogs, and other poultry all died.
And he just died.
"Leave this place... all past transgressions will be forgiven!"
Chen Fan walked up to a large locust tree.
A hoarse voice rang out.
Startled, Black Wind tightened its hooves and came to a sudden stop!
A pressure no weaker than Chen Fan's suddenly swept over!
Mid-stage Foundation Establishment!
"We didn't mean to get in your way... but now that you've come to us, do you think this is something that can be resolved with just a few words!"
Chen Fan smiled slightly.
While still on horseback, he tossed out a jade slip.
Visible to the naked eye!
The moment the jade slip landed, array patterns quietly appeared on the surrounding ground!
This is a trap set up by Chen Fan when he had nothing better to do.
It is specifically designed to trap enemies during fights.
He just happened to use it today!
"You're asking for it!"
The formation was formed in an instant.
The old locust tree suddenly trembled.
next second!
The ground suddenly cracked open, and then a black dog emerged from the soil.
It was as big as a calf, with bloodshot eyes full of sharp teeth!
A demonic aura emanated from its body!
A sixth-order demonic beast!
This was the first time Chen Fan had ever encountered a sixth-tier demonic beast!
Feeling inexplicably excited, he looked him up and down a few times and said:
"We're short one to guard the gate. If you're willing, I'll spare your life!"
"You damned eunuch!" the black dog bared its teeth and said.
"Do you think I'm a pushover?!"
The words fell.
The black dog transformed into a blur and charged!
With its gaping maw wide open, it emitted a strong, pungent stench!
"It stinks..." Black Wind couldn't help but turn his head and say:
"Old eunuch...has this dog eaten too much shit?"
"Your breath smells so bad, that's probably it!" Chen Fan nodded.
Listen to what the eunuch and Ma said.
The black dog is enraged!
It rapidly approached, then suddenly bit down:
"To be a demon and serve as a mount for a dead eunuch is utterly disgraceful!"
"Who's related to you?" Black Wind scoffed.
"I am a noble royal horse, don't try to claim kinship with me, you stray dog!"
"I'm going to bite you to death, Blackie!" The black dog was even angrier!
Unfortunately, it had just gotten close to Chen Fan.
He was forced back by a sword!
This sword is full of spirit and took the initiative to appear in front of Chen Fan to protect its master!
It's the National Day holiday!
"Woof woof woof..." the black dog roared furiously, forced back.
"I refuse to believe I can't kill you all!"
He left with this statement.
The black dog stood up like a human and then waved its paws around!
Form hand seals!
Chen Fan, who recognized him at a glance, exclaimed in surprise:
"You dog demon, how do you know human magic..."
"Hmph! Scared?" the black dog bared its teeth.
"I know a lot more than that, Blackie!"
As they were talking.
A giant ice spike suddenly burst forth from the black dog's hand!
This icicle multiplied from one to ten, and from ten to a hundred!
It then shot towards Chen Fan.
A blast of cold air hit him, causing him to frown.
"My family has suddenly become interested in you..."
The words had barely left his mouth!
Chen Fan suddenly waved his hand.
Thirty paper doll clones suddenly appeared behind him.
They, who looked exactly like Chen Fan, started performing hand seals without saying a word!
Fireball!
With a wave of his hand, hundreds of fireballs exploded out!
Rumble!
The moment the fireball and the ice spike collided, a deafening explosion was heard!
This made the black dog excited when it saw it:
"This is... a paper doll clone of the Fu Sect... Who exactly are you?!"
"Scared now, aren't you, you stinking dog!" Black Wind mocked.
"With your skills, you dare bark like a dog?"
Chen Fan smiled but remained silent.
He dismounted, having created a paper doll clone, and said:
"We'll ask you one more time, will you surrender or not..."
"Fuck your mother! You damned eunuch!" Black Wind roared angrily!
He grinned and glanced at Chen Fan.
It tucked its tail between its legs and charged westward!
Chen Fan, who was squinting, smiled.
He originally thought the dog wouldn't be able to escape, but he didn't expect the opponent to break the formation with just a leap!
Chen Fan, who was stunned, exclaimed in surprise:
"This dog is destined for our family... Let's go!"
The words had barely left his mouth!
Chen Fan mounted his horse!
Snapped!
Black Wind felt a sharp pain in his buttocks, and then he suddenly gave chase!
With astonishing speed, it arrived beside the black dog in an instant.
Such speed startled it, and it exclaimed excitedly:
"Damn... this horse is too fast!"
"That's fast?" Black Wind scoffed.
"I haven't even used my full strength yet!"
The black dog was speechless upon hearing this!
Gritting its teeth, it could only flee frantically.
Seeing this, Chen Fan, who was riding on horseback, drew his longsword and said:
"Take this sword!"
"Woof woof woof..." The black dog suddenly felt a tightness in its anus and said:
"Where are you stabbing me, you despicable, shameless, damned eunuch!"
Chen Fan ignored him.
As he thrust out his sword, he also threw a handful of lime!
Not having enough lime, he threw out a few diarrhea pills instead!
Rumble!
After the waste pill exploded in front of the black dog, the smoke was instantly inhaled into its nose!
Gu Ding felt his stomach churning violently and said:
"You dog eunuch...you're even more of a dog than me...you actually poisoned me!"
Chen Fan grinned!
Squinting, he took out another handful of discarded pills and said:
"I hate it when people insult eunuchs more than anything... You dog... I'm going to beat you up and make you into a dog meat hotpot today..."
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