This is a bizarre rule, isn't it? It's supposed to grant me many children and good fortune

Chapter 92 Best Friend: Wanwan, you're eating so well!

Su Wan looked up alertly: "What do you need the map for?"

Lin Feng replied calmly, "It's purely a personal hobby. I especially enjoy studying the map structure of various dungeons and secret realms, analyzing their layout and hidden mechanisms."

"Just like some people like stamp collecting, I like 'picture collecting'."

He paused, then leaned forward and gently pressed his lips to Su Wan's cheek:

"Don't worry, I'm definitely not stupid enough to go and die. I want to stay alive to be with you... and have a bunch of chubby babies."

Su Wan's pale skin instantly flushed red. She glared at Lin Feng playfully and lightly punched his chest.

"That's utter nonsense! We can't have children... The differences in life forms are too great."

Lin Feng smiled but remained silent. Silly Wan'er, you are already pregnant with our child, you just haven't realized it yet.

However, now is not the time to say it out loud.

He took the opportunity to put his arm around Su Wan's slender waist, pulling her closer to him, and said in an almost coquettish tone:

"Okay, Wan'er, just satisfy my curiosity and let me see, okay?"

Looking at the yearning light in his eyes, as bright as a young boy's, Su Wan could no longer harden her heart.

He sighed helplessly, "I just can't do anything with you... Fine, fine, but the map is in my head, I'll draw it for you tomorrow, okay?"

Lin Feng's eyes lit up, and he happily pecked Su Wan's lips again. "Wan'er, you're so good!"

Su Wan was amused by his childish behavior, and the slight doubt in her heart was temporarily put aside, leaving only tenderness.

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The next morning, Lin Feng struggled in a bizarre and fantastical dream.

In his dream, he seemed to be in that abandoned school building with blacked-out windows, the desperate cries of Qian Lili echoing in his ears, along with the eerie instructions of that greasy voice. A huge flesh-squeezing machine roared closer and closer...

Just as the cold metallic touch was about to make contact with his skin, he suddenly woke up.

However, the moment consciousness returned, a strange experience came over me.

Looking down, he saw that Su Wan had woken up at some point and was curled up beside him like a mischievous cat, her slender fingers restlessly drawing circles on his abs.

And those soft lips were pressed against her neck.

Lin Feng's Adam's apple bobbed as he suppressed his already strong urges in the early morning. With a flip, he trapped Su Wan beneath him.

He looked down at her, a wicked smile playing on his lips.

"Teacher Su, you're playing with fire so early in the morning... Don't you know that playing with fire will get you burned?"

Instead of backing down, Su Wan let out a soft laugh, wrapping her arms around his neck like water snakes, her eyes gleaming with a hint of provocation:

"I was just feeling cold... If I could get some fire from you to warm me up, that wouldn't be a bad thing..."

Before she could finish speaking, her voice was silenced by a passionate kiss.

The cramped single bed once again bore an unbearable weight...

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After a long while, the wind stopped and the rain ceased.

The two embraced for a moment to calm down before lazily getting up.

They squeezed together in the cramped bathroom to wash up. Their reflections in the mirror exchanged a smile in the steamy air, their eyes filled with tenderness.

Just as I was about to head out to the teachers' cafeteria, a sudden, urgent knocking sounded at the door.

"Knock knock knock—"

Su Wan paused, walked to the door, and looked out through the peephole.

With just one glance, her expression hardened slightly, and she immediately turned to Lin Feng and gestured for him to be quiet.

"It's Li Hui, the history department advisor," she lowered her voice, "We usually...go to the cafeteria together."

She quickly waved, signaling Lin Feng to hide in the bathroom.

Lin Feng understood, nimbly slipped inside, and gently closed the door.

Su Wan took a deep breath, composed herself, and then opened the door.

"Huihui, good morning." Su Wan's face showed just the right amount of apology. "Um... I suddenly feel a bit unwell in my stomach, why don't you go ahead?"

The woman standing outside the door, Li Hui, appeared to be around thirty years old, wearing black-rimmed glasses and looking quite capable.

Upon hearing this, she furrowed her carefully drawn eyebrows, but instead of leaving immediately, she sniffed slightly.

"Wanwan, there seems to be a... um... human scent in your room?"

Su Wan forced herself to remain calm and stepped aside to block the doorway:

"Oh, you mean this?"

"It might be the new fragrance I tried last night. It's said to contain active ingredients that mimic the scent of human life. The academy has been advocating that we should get closer to and understand human emotions in order to 'work' better, right?"

This explanation was reasonable, and Li Hui's doubts lessened slightly, but she showed no intention of leaving. Instead, she stepped aside and squeezed into the room through the gap next to Su Wan.

"It's okay, there's still plenty of time. I'll wait for you for a bit. You go and take care of it."

Su Wan inwardly groaned, but didn't show it on her face: "Really, you don't need to wait for me. Diarrhea is unpredictable, don't delay you."

Li Hui had already sat down on the small sofa in the room, her gaze inadvertently sweeping over the slightly messy bed and the two pillows placed side by side on it.

Her eyes sharpened instantly, and she stood up abruptly, rushing towards the bathroom with lightning speed!

"Huihui!" Su Wan exclaimed in surprise, but it was too late to stop her.

"Bang!"

Li Hui pushed the bathroom door open.

Lin Feng was standing in front of the sink, a towel in his hand. He waved casually at Li Hui, who had barged in, and gave her a sunny, harmless smile: "Hi~".

Li Hui's mouth instantly formed an "O" shape, then she abruptly turned her head to look at Su Wan, her finger trembling as she pointed at Lin Feng:

"You...you...Wanwan! You actually...you actually hid a human in your room?! And...you even slept with him?!"

When the truth came out, Su Wan calmed down instead.

She walked over, naturally hooked her arm around Lin Feng's, and leaned intimately against him:

"Let me formally introduce myself. Lin Feng is my boyfriend!"

"Boy...boyfriend?!" Li Hui's eyes almost popped out of their sockets as she circled around Lin Feng.

She reached out and pinched Lin Feng's strong arm muscles, then leaned closer to sniff them, and lowered her voice:

"Wanwan! You're amazing! You actually dated a human... This is so exciting!"

"And..." she licked her lips, her gaze lingering unconsciously on Lin Feng, "he eats so well! His energy, his vitality, just smelling it makes one... uh, feel refreshed!"

A fleeting, almost imperceptible glint of coldness flashed in Su Wan's eyes. She tightened her grip on Lin Feng's arm, her tone carrying an undeniable warning:

"Huihui! Just look, don't even think about making a move on him!! Otherwise, I'll really lose my temper!!"