Chapter 415 Whose husband are you? Shameless!
Chapter 415 Whose husband are you? Shameless!
As soon as he finished speaking, two thick black wisps suddenly surged from the eyes of the grotesque man, darting towards Lin Feng's face like two black snakes.
But it stopped abruptly less than three centimeters from his eyes, as if it had crashed into an invisible wall.
No matter how she urged it, the black energy could not advance even an inch further.
A flicker of surprise crossed the man's face as he combed his hair, and he exclaimed in a low voice, "What's going on?"
Lin Feng smiled faintly: "You've been staying up too late; you're so weak!"
The hair-combing ghost was not easily fooled. His sharp gaze swept over Lin Feng's body, and he quickly sensed the faint power of rules.
She paused for a moment, then a slow smile crept onto her lips:
"Interesting, man, you've successfully piqued my interest!"
She withdrew the black aura surging from her eyes, leaned closer, her aloof face almost touching Lin Feng's nose:
"Since I can't kill you, then I'll...sleep with you!"
Lin Feng's mind was instantly racing: You hair-combing freak, how could you be so unethical!
"Ningning! Come quick, save your husband!"
He shouted something overhead, but it was just a casual remark; he didn't really expect Xia Ning to arrive in time.
After all, he still has a trump card up his sleeve—【Absolute Hit - Big Penis】, which can interrupt and silence him, so preserving his innocence shouldn't be a problem.
However, the next second, the flame of the eternal soul lamp in the dormitory flickered violently.
The shaking was extremely violent, as if something was passing through the flames, causing the whole room to flicker between light and darkness. Vassim was so frightened that he jumped out of bed and rushed over to protect the flames.
After the flames stabilized, he was surprised to find that there was another person in the room.
A white robe trailing on the ground, long hair cascading over her shoulders, and a cold, sharp gaze—this was none other than Xia Ning, the guide.
The hair-combing ghost was also taken aback.
No, I was just showing up for work as usual, how did that alarm the Guide?
Xia Ning's gaze fell on Lin Feng's face, her cheeks flushed slightly, and her voice was a little hoarse: "What did you just call me?"
Lin Feng licked his lips: "Guide... Guide, sir."
Xia Ning gently shook her head: "That's not right."
Lin Feng rubbed his nose: "That's what you call me."
Wasim chimed in bluntly, "No, he just called her—Ningning."
Xia Ning's eyes brightened; she hadn't misheard.
His lips curved into a quick smile before he suppressed it again, then he coughed lightly and continued to ask:
"Why did you suddenly call me in the middle of the night?"
Before Lin Feng could speak, Wasim interrupted and answered:
He begged you to come and save him, saying exactly: "Ningning, come quickly and save your husband!"
Xia Ning couldn't suppress her smile any longer.
The curve gradually rose, and no matter how hard you tried, you couldn't press it down. It was as if fireworks were blooming in the eyes, dazzling beyond belief.
Then, she bit her lower lip hard, forcing herself to put on a cold face, and glared at Lin Feng:
"Who do you call yourself husband? You shameless bastard!"
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Studio:
"Aaaaaaah, I can't stop smiling like a doting aunt!!!"
"She's secretly overjoyed, but she's biting her lip and pretending to be fierce. Little Ningning, how can you be so cute!"
"Someone come quick! Give me insulin! These two have dangerously high blood sugar levels!"
Xia Ning: Shameless! (Smirk) Just like that, don't stop.
"The Hair-Combing Ghost: ??? Wait, can you guys please look at me? This is my time slot!"
"Wahim's mouth is amazing, his last-hitting is incredibly precise, he's a god-tier teammate!"
"I could watch a hundred episodes of these two interacting! Please, give us more!"
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Seeing Xia Ning's anger, the hair-combing ghost quickly put on a fawning expression:
"This man is truly despicable... Lord Guide, I am about to punish him."
"Please step aside, the following scene may be somewhat bloody and inappropriate, so as not to offend your eyes."
Xia Ning glanced coldly at the hair-combing ghost, her voice devoid of any warmth:
"Your mission is complete. You can leave now."
She paused for a moment, combing her hair: No, I already lifted the lid off the pot, and you're telling me to just smell the smell and leave?
"Can't you understand what I'm saying?!" Xia Ning's eyes flashed with a bloodthirsty light, and her oppressive aura instantly filled the entire dormitory. "Get out of here!"
Shu Tou Gui froze, a hint of resentment flashing across her cold face. She glanced at Lin Feng with lingering reluctance before finally transforming into a wisp of black smoke, slipping out through the window crack, and disappearing into the night.
Lin Feng immediately got out of bed and bowed to Xia Ning, saying, "Thank you, Guide."
Xia Ning frowned: "What did you call me?"
Lin Feng coughed lightly and tactfully changed his address: "Thank you... Ningning."
Xia Ning finally relaxed her brows, and a gentle smile unconsciously curved her lips:
"That's more like it. That hair-combing trick didn't manage to take advantage of you, did it?"
Lin Feng quickly shook his head: "No, luckily Ningning arrived in time, otherwise I would have been in trouble."
Seeing the two exchanging glances, Wasim, standing to the side, couldn't help but cautiously speak up:
"Guide, perhaps... you could arrange another room for me? I feel a bit superfluous here."
He had wanted to leave for a long time, but the dormitory rules prevented him from leaving without permission, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and make a request.
Xia Ning glanced at him: "Rules can't be broken. I'm just here to inspect the safety of the dormitories and, incidentally, to see... if there are any violations."
As she spoke, her gaze unconsciously drifted back to Lin Feng. After hesitating for a moment, she raised her hand and gently stroked Lin Feng's cheek with her fingertips.
Then she tiptoed and gently kissed him on the lips:
"Go to bed early and get enough rest so you can face tomorrow's training tasks."
Lin Feng felt a warmth in his heart, took her hand in return, and took out a brocade pillow from his spatial storage, handing it to Xia Ning:
"Ningning, when I was at your place earlier, I noticed that the pillow on your bed was short and flat. It must have been uncomfortable to sleep on."
"This beauty pillow is for you. It can soothe the nerves, help you sleep, and nourish your skin."
Xia Ning took it, her eyes softening with tenderness: "You're so thoughtful, goodnight."
With that, he moved and disappeared into thin air.
[Ding, Xia Ning's favorability towards the host increases by 5]
Current favorability rating: 94/100
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Not long after Xia Ning left, in dormitory room number thirty-two.
A young man covered his ears tightly with both hands and curled up in the blanket.
It felt like there was a piece of ice stuck to the back of my neck that would never melt.
The chill seeped from his skin into his muscles, from his muscles into his bones, and from his bones spread throughout his body, making him shiver all over.
He endured it for five minutes.
ten minutes.
Fifteen minutes.
Then--
"Achoo!!"
A huge sneeze exploded in the quiet of the night.
His hand loosened its grip on his ear.
The sound of combing hair suddenly rose sharply, like a sharp knife stabbing into his eardrum.
Before he could react, a face was pressed against his.
They were so close that their noses almost touched.
It was a young and pale face, with cold features, and two thick black mists slowly churning in the eye sockets.
The next second, black mist suddenly poured out of her eye sockets, like two hungry snakes, burrowing into his eyes following his gaze...
Well, I finally met my KPI for tonight!
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