ATPnovel Chapter 164 Meow and the cat boss are at odds!
Chapter 164 Meow and the cat boss are at odds!
Chapter 164 Meow and the cat boss are at odds!
"Meow meow, speak your own words and listen!"
"Meow meow meow?"
"Speak human words! Human words!"
"Meow~"
Trainer: ...
Well, not all meows can speak human language, at least the trainers found out after buying them that none of these mews can speak human language!
"Bai Ye! You lied to us!"
white night:? ? ?
We have always been in business with you and I hope that you will be innocent, so how can you cheat?
"Then why can't this meow meow speak!"
The trainers were very angry. Why did they spend so much money on Meow? Didn't they just use it as an interpreter!But you can't even speak human words now, what should we do!Didn't this elf buy it for nothing!
"May I ask how much you paid for this meow?"
"Uh~ a thousand energy stones!"
"May I ask how many energy stones are needed to learn Elvish language?"
"Uh~ one hundred thousand!"
"That's right! If it was a talking meow, how could I sell it for a thousand energy stones!"
Trainer: ...
Makes sense...what the hell!
I don't care, I just want a talking meow!
"Don't worry, trainers. It has been proved that Meow Meow can speak! Our company will regularly organize Meow Meow Beasts to teach language skills to everyone's Meow Meow! Of course, we also have teaching CDs here, and you are welcome to buy them enthusiastically..."
Trainer: emm...
After talking for a long time, I still want money!
Boss Bai, you have changed, you never loved money so much before!
Of course, there are also many trainers who suspect that the loss of the teleportation array is too large. Boss Bai can't bear it anymore, and is looking for money like crazy?
Thinking about the number of times they ride the teleportation array every day, these trainers think—it's not impossible!
Boss Bai, a low-level elf, doesn't make money, and only a few middle-level elves have launched. Is the Bai Group's financial crisis?
Bai Ye: I don't make money?Where did you hear that?Don't you know how much money I have?
Naturally, Bai Ye didn't know that it was just a matter of selling an elf, and these trainers could actually make up a commercial drama by themselves.
Qualified trainers have already spent [-] energy stones to learn Elvish language, otherwise, would they really read those eight secret scrolls?
I'm afraid it's not that I have nothing to do and make trouble for it!
Now those who buy Miaomiao are trainers who have no money, or are reluctant to spend so much money.
Many of them chose "self-teaching"!
Anyway, it's true that Miaomiao can learn the human language, can't we teach it ourselves!
Ever since, many talents with "business acumen" discovered a huge business opportunity!
The streets and alleys are covered with various leaflets.
[Speaking in January, continuous in March, one year of research, Miao Miao Putonghua cram school, you deserve it! 】
white night:…………
Of course, most of these cram schools are deceiving people. You think it’s easy to make Miaomiao talk, don’t you?You might as well teach a parrot easier!
Of course, it may be limited by the small brain. Although parrots can learn human words, they are limited to those few words, and they can only read repeatedly, which is rote memorization.Where can it be like Meow Meow, and even give lectures!
The potential of Meow Meow is huge!
So, the cat elves watched the owner bring back a new cat, first with furry and then with sympathy!
Poor guy, are you forced to yell at a book every day?
A dead Taoist friend is not a poor Taoist.
If there are meows around, the owner will not look for them, so these cat elves just turn a blind eye to the appearance of meows.Anyway, this person is here to "suffer" on my behalf, so I'll bear it!
Let’s not talk about whether Meow Meow can be “self-taught”, but another use of Meow Meow has been discovered by people!
"Meow, use the Treasure Gathering Technique!"
At the garbage collection station, an employee instructed the Miaomiao to use the Treasure Gathering Technique to pick out the "treasures" in the garbage.
I saw the gold coins above Miaomiao's head light up, and the white light was dazzling. Among the garbage, coins, iron blocks, cans and other metal objects all flew out, flying towards Miaomiao.
Meow at this time is like a big magnet, picking out all these valuable things!
What?What about plastic bottles, you ask?
Brother, I'm afraid you haven't been beaten by Dashihua before!Didn't you know that garbage sorting has started a long time ago!
Those who are in charge of iron objects only need to take care of this one!
The same scrap iron is also divided into grades, such as coin cans, which belong to "new iron" and have a high utilization rate.There are also some rusty iron sheets and so on, which belong to old iron, and the loss is relatively large when used.
This has improved the efficiency of the Ministry of Environmental Protection!
In the past, there was no way. There was so much rubbish that couldn't be managed. We had to melt new iron and old iron, and the quality of the smelted iron was not good.
Now, the old and the new are separated, the new iron is smelted to produce good iron, and the old iron is smelted to produce defective products.
Both are iron, the weight is the same, but the price is not the same!This is the difference between fine steel and ordinary iron!
Of course, Meow Meow is also loved by many old ladies.
Cat stroking, no matter where you go, is a sport with a long history.Especially for middle-aged and elderly people.Now, you are not just petting cats, you go out for a walk when you have nothing to do, why not do it if you can earn some extra money with the treasure-gathering skill of Meow Meow?
It's not that the money is short, but that many elderly people can't stay idle and always want to find something to do.
Besides, if you have nothing to do, you can still teach Miaomiao how to talk. If you don't talk about killing time, you can also help the younger generation.
Cats and dogs, this is the eternal mainstream of the pet era, and the best friends of human beings forever.
Moreover, the trainers believe in the principle that the higher the level, the smarter the elves are, so if you spend a thousand energy stones, you don't care about the one or two energy stones!
direct catalysis.
Then, Meow Meow evolves—the cat boss!
Look, the beautiful fur exudes a luster full of high-grade texture, and there is a sparkling ruby on the top of the head. Only such a pet can reflect my aristocratic status!
Many wealthy trainers have fallen in love with the cat boss.Compared with the cat boss, the other cats are inferior!
You see, Miaomiao people have gold coins on their heads, and they can also learn to speak human words, and they will gather treasures!
Look at the cat boss again, this size looks like a little leopard!Look at this beauty again!
A certain trainer stroked the soft fur of the cat boss silently.
"Cool!"
This texture is different from other cats!Soft and slippery!
The trainers are still very satisfied with Miaomiao, not to mention practical, it is very bright and bright when taken out!
Meow Meow has become the trainer's new favorite.Of course, a long time has passed, and no trainer has taught Meow to speak, not even a single word!
All right!It seems that Boss Renbai has an "exclusive formula", isn't it just a CD!Isn't it just listening to lectures!Think of enrolling your child in a cram school!
Meow Meow cram school, officially started!
However, in the first lesson, many trainers were dumbfounded by the meowing of the beast!
"Get out! Please, the cat boss here, leave consciously!"
Trainers: ? ? ?
"Meowing Beast, Boss Cat is also your evolution type, he is of the same family! Why do you..."
"The cat boss can't learn human language!"
Trainer: ...
What's the reason for this? If you can learn to evolve before evolution, you can't do it after evolution?Isn't it a species after evolution?
Many trainers thought of King Carp and Gyarados, Ugly Fish and Menus...
All right!It seems, it really is - not the same!
Fish and bear's paw can't have both, if you want to be the cat boss, you can't learn to speak.
Many trainers can only leave silently with their cat boss.
The meowing beast snorted silently
Don't you know that my clan and the cat boss are feuds! (Hate for taking his wife! Everyone who has watched the animation knows that Team Rocket Meow is trying to learn to speak the human language because of love! However, when he learned to speak the human language, the female Meow named Madonna still Rejected Meow Meow, followed a cat boss)
The Meow Beast has finally avenged its ancestors.
(End of this chapter)