ATPnovel Chapter 211 The Emperor was confused
Chapter 211 The Emperor was confused
Yuan Tan learned from Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty that he was absconding in disguise while he was getting married.
You must know that if Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty disguised himself as a common person and all the officials dispersed, it would be difficult for Yuan Tan to deal with it.
Yuan Tan couldn't use force. After all, he and his descendants couldn't bear the reputation of rebelling and establishing a dynasty for thousands of years.
Even Zhao Kuangyin, a martial artist, and Zhu Yuanzhang, an old gangster, know this truth.
Fortunately, after understanding the use of puppet cards, many things become extremely simple.
The most powerful thing about this card is that it can control people's words and deeds without the other person knowing that they are being controlled.
So he planned to experiment and become more proficient.
At the same time, in the palace.
Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty looked melancholy. This expression followed him almost all his life. There was never a day when he was happy, and today was no exception.
He sat on the couch boredly, "I hope the plan can succeed. I heard that women are amazing, but I don't know if it's true."
When I fantasized about it, I felt much better.
And after Yuan Tan extracted the fantasy, it was really disgusting. He thought that this bastard really misses evil. How can he become a Mingjun? No way, I will teach you a lesson for your father, Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty.
So, he controlled Emperor Xian of Han's right hand, covered Emperor Xian of Han's right cheek and slapped him.
Tell you to think wildly!
"Snapped!"
The slap was so loud.
At the same time, Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty was stunned, "It hurts, it hurts! What's going on, why would I slap myself?"
According to common sense, Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty would be furious, so he dared to beat the emperor. But if you are beating yourself up, you really don’t have to blame others.
Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty looked at his own slap, feeling his face burning, and his five-finger mountain appeared. He was simply unbelievable at his actions.
Snapped!
Another slap.
Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty was stunned.
clap clap!
Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty is in hell!
clap clap clap!
I saw Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty firing his bow from left to right, and soon he was swollen into a pig's head.
Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty rolled on the ground in pain, but he did not dare to get angry at all, because he was the one who beat himself.
Am I crazy?
The whole person is demented.
"Your Majesty, what's wrong with you!" At this time, his confidant eunuch Dequan came in and saw Emperor Xian of Han lying on the ground with finger prints all over his face.
Dequan was shocked, "Who dares to hit the emperor? Protect him, please come and protect him!"
Dozens of forbidden troops and eunuchs rushed in at once.
"How do you do things? Didn't you notice that someone was beating the emperor?" Dequan scolded the imperial army angrily.
The Forbidden Army was frightened, and the captain immediately came out and said: "Your Majesty, who is it? I really didn't see anyone coming in. Which direction did he run? I will chase him now!"
Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty was stunned. What should he say?
If you make up a lie and let the Imperial Army chase you, you will definitely not be able to catch anything. But if word spreads about it, the Forbidden Army will definitely be beheaded. There are fewer and fewer of these people who are loyal to them. They are all precious and cannot die in vain.
To be honest, the emperor doesn’t want to lose face?
It's more important, right?
Moreover, after the news spreads, and the emperor beats himself when he has nothing to do, who will be willing to be loyal, these loyal people will also disperse because of this.
Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty felt that it was too difficult for him, and wondered why he suddenly started fighting on his own.
He had no choice but to make up another lie, in which he took the blame and said: "It doesn't matter, there is no assassin. I accidentally fell down."
"But... Your Majesty, you have fingerprints on your face!" Dequan said.
Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty was furious, "I put my hand on it, can't you? Stop talking nonsense. I'm tired from a long distance and haven't had a full meal. Isn't it normal for me to be weak and fall? Don't you people tell me to go look for it?" Food, why bother spending time on such unimportant things?”
On the other side, Yuan Tan in the camp outside the city was bursting with joy, it was so fun. I have some thoughts. It would be great if there was another card. If I could control a woman, I would be able to experience it more deeply.
Everyone's faces were burning, they were ashamed and humiliated, because what the emperor said was true.
Dequan hurriedly knelt down and said, "It is our incompetence that has troubled the emperor. Your Majesty must be hungry. Cao Cao and Yuan Tan have sent a lot of food. If you plan to eat something, do it now."
"What's there?" Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty said out of boredom as his face hurt and he was hungry.
Unexpectedly, other people's faces turned red.
Only then did Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty discover that the imperial guards and eunuchs who had served in the past were all full of energy and strength.
It turned out that after Cao Cao and Yuan Tan both sent food, they couldn't help but eat a lot first.
Dequan felt a little ashamed, having eaten in front of the emperor after all. He presented the treasure and said: "Your Majesty, things are different now. Cao Cao and Yuan Tan paid tribute to many delicacies from the mountains and seas. There were free-range chickens, fish in the water, bear paws, and tiger bones. Yes, just tell me what to eat, and the slaves will cook it for you."
Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty became even more hungry after hearing this. Many times he fantasized about not escaping from Chang'an. After all, as long as he obeyed, he would have good food and clothing.
As an ambitious last emperor, he knew that it was wrong to think this way. He had to fight against these people and face his ancestors even after death.
"I want to eat bear paws!"
After Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty finished speaking, his mouth watered. He had never eaten bear paws in his life, and he could finally eat what the emperor should eat.
However, he heard himself say: "Hey, I'm tired of these bear's paws and tiger's bones. Today I want to improve, so you should prepare a bowl of shit for me to eat immediately, preferably freshly shit. .”
( ⊙ o ⊙ ) Ah!
Everyone was shocked. They were tired of eating everything. You have eaten a piece of wool. Even when he was controlled by Li Jue and Guo Si, he never ate it.
When they heard the end, they were all stunned.
"F*ck! F*ck! Did I hear you right? The emperor's son said whatever he wants to eat, eat shit!"
"That's what you heard."
"I heard the same thing as you."
"We must have heard wrong!"
"You heard it wrong. Did we all hear it wrong? We heard the same thing too!"
They started discussing directly in front of the emperor because it was too shocking.
Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty had already scratched his hair. How could he say such a thing? Let alone the emperor, normal people wouldn't eat shit, right?
Yuan Tan was already laughing his head off, it was so funny.
"Your Majesty, are you serious?" Dequan said in shock.
"Fart, how could I say such a thing? You all heard it wrong. If you hear it wrong again, you will all be dragged out and chopped!"
Dequan and the others breathed a sigh of relief, saying, how could the emperor eat shit?
"So, Your Majesty, what are you going to eat?" Dequan asked again.
Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty stood up and shouted with all his strength: "I want to eat bear's paws!"
"I want to eat shit!"
Before he finished speaking, Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty hesitated. You must know that he used all his strength because he was afraid of making the wrong call, but he actually wanted to eat shit again.
Everyone was shocked.
The guy next door to Mala definitely heard it right this time, everyone outside heard it.
"Your Majesty, are you sure?"
"I'm sure!"
After Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty finished speaking, he drew it away. Damn it, which muscle was wrong today?