ATPnovel Chapter 4182 You'll get used to it next time
Chapter 4182 You'll get used to it next time
Since he's following our Sixth Regiment, let's teach Li Chao his first lesson: you can't completely trust your own brothers.
So when Li Chao said he was going to go to the airport with Xiao Pang to pick up Hei Ge and Liang Ge, none of us said anything.
When Xiao Pang heard that Li Chao was going with him, he was very excited and grabbed Li Chao's arm, saying, "Brother Chao, you're the best guy. You're the real brother."
"Of course." Li Chao was still somewhat smug, but I think he won't be laughing for long.
A moment later, Little Fatty grabbed Li Chao's arm and led him into the yard, as if afraid that Li Chao would run away.
We followed them into the yard and found that Lin Xu's car was quite nice; it was a large Mercedes SUV worth several million yuan, which would give Xiao Pang an even better chance to shine.
Little Fatty quickly got into the driver's seat and told Li Chao to get in the car right away.
Before Li Chao got on the bus, I kindly reminded him, "Brother Chao, be sure to hold on tight to the handrail, close your eyes, and be careful."
"We've already braved mountains of knives and seas of fire, is it really necessary to just take a car ride?" Li Chao said dismissively.
“It’s necessary, it’s necessary…” Brother Gu and the others nodded repeatedly.
With that, Li Chao casually got into the passenger seat and waved his hand, "Drive."
At that moment, I felt that Li Chao was as brave as a great general.
The next moment, I heard the angry roar of the Mercedes-Benz as it floored the accelerator and launched itself into the air.
The Mercedes-Benz instantly switched to ground-hugging flight mode.
"Holy shit! Holy shit!..."
All I heard Li Chao yell "Fuck!" three times in a row was before the car flew out of the gate. We couldn't hear the commotion behind it anymore.
After the car drove away, we stared in the direction it had gone, our emotions churning for a long time.
"Brother Wu, will Brother Chao and Little Fatty get into a fight on the way?" Kasang asked with some concern.
"You're overthinking it. Li Chao wouldn't dare move a muscle in the car, and he wouldn't be able to move his hands after getting out. He can't even stand up straight..." The slovenly Taoist priest smiled slightly.
We feel at ease as long as Brother Hei and Brother Liang come over.
Next comes the waiting.
I don't think it will take long. We're not far from the airport. At Xiaopang's driving speed, he can make a round trip in less than an hour.
Back in the living room, the slovenly Taoist priest busied himself preparing a meal for us. He was a culinary expert; whenever we were out and about, it was always the slovenly Taoist priest who cooked for us.
Fortunately, Lin Xu's refrigerator had everything he needed, including a lobster weighing over ten pounds.
Once Brother Hei and Brother Liang arrive, we can get together and have a good drink.
Before the slovenly Taoist priest had even finished cooking, I heard the hum of a car outside. I glanced at the time; it seemed like less than an hour had passed. I have to say, Little Fatty drives really fast.
Hearing the commotion, everyone eagerly came out of the lobby on the first floor and into the courtyard.
I mainly wanted to see how Blackie and Chung Kam-leung would behave in Little Fatty's car.
Even after the car entered the yard, it was still driving incredibly fast. Then, it braked suddenly and stopped right in front of us, which startled us so much that we jumped up and down, afraid that Little Fatty would knock us off our feet.
After the car came to a stop, Little Fatty jumped out and slammed the door shut, making the sound of a bullet being chambered.
"This car is great, I'll buy one too, it's really powerful!" After getting out of the car, the chubby boy circled the Mercedes once.
But Blackie and Liang didn't get out of the car for a long time.
"Brother Hei, Brother Liang, we've arrived. Hurry up and get out of the car." With that, Little Fatty opened the car door.
We all craned our necks to look into the car.
Then he saw that Hei Xiaose and Zhong Jinliang were hugging each other, which shocked him so much that his face turned pale and his eyes became unfocused.
This was all within our expectations.
"Brother Hei, Brother Liang, get off the bus," the disheveled Taoist priest called out.
The two finally loosened their tightly clasped hands, glanced at us somewhat absentmindedly, and then helped each other as they shakily stepped out of the car.
After getting off the bus, Hei Xiaose gagged and started vomiting while holding onto the bus.
Zhong Jinliang didn't vomit; he just found a place to sit down and started to recover.
Hei Xiaose vomited for a while, then turned to look at Xiao Pang. The next moment, he pulled out a measuring ruler from his body and threw it at Xiao Pang: "You fatso, I told you to slow down, but you kept going faster and faster, you scared me so much I saw my grandma... I'll beat you to death!"
The chubby boy took off running, explaining as he went, "Brother Black, I'm already driving very slowly..."
Once he came to his senses, Zhong Jinliang got up angrily and quickly chased after them. The two of them caught Little Fatty and gave him a good beating.
After beating up Little Fatty, the two of them walked towards us angrily.
Seeing the two men's menacing appearance, the disheveled Taoist priest quickly said, "Brother Hei, Brother Liang, you've finished beating Little Fatty, so you can't beat us up anymore..."
“Hitting you is a piece of cake. Tell me, who came up with this terrible idea to send Fatty to pick us up?” Blackie glared at us angrily.
"We didn't offer any suggestions. It was Little Fatty who volunteered to pick you up. We couldn't stop him..." the slovenly Taoist priest quickly explained.
We all nodded in agreement.
“Every time I run into you bunch of brats, nothing good ever comes of it. You’re doing it on purpose…” Zhong Jinliang was furious.
At that moment, I moved closer to the car and looked inside, only to find that Li Chao was not in the car.
"Little Fatty, where's Li Chao? Did you lose him?" I looked at Little Fatty sitting on the ground.
"No... He said he wasn't going to ride with me back, he took a taxi himself. What a waste of money, why not take a free ride?" Little Fatty was a little unhappy.
As we were talking, a taxi slowly drove into the yard.
The car door opened, and Li Chao got out with a dark face. He came to our side, and as soon as he saw me, he said angrily, "No way... Little Fatty, how can you drive like that? It's terrible... Why didn't you remind me?"
"I told you before, I told you to hold on tight to the handrail and close your eyes," I said with a smile.
Li Chao was utterly speechless. He rolled his eyes at me and then remained silent.
After making a scene, we invited Brother Hei and Brother Liang into the house and asked them to sit down and calm down.
The disheveled Taoist priest quickly poured each of them a glass of wine and placed it beside them, saying with a smile, "Brother Hei, Brother Liang, have a drink to calm your nerves. Little Fatty drives like this, you'll get used to it next time."
"I can't get used to it at all. If I ever ride in Fatty's car again, I'd rather it just crash on the spot. I feel like I've died several times over this journey," Blackie said angrily.
(Remember to generate electricity, my darlings!)