ATPnovel Chapter 3897 I Really Want to Kill You
Chapter 3897 I Really Want to Kill You
Chapter 3897 I Really Want to Kill You
The bald men in white robes silently left the room one by one.
Although the [Three Buddhas' Son] is their direct subordinate... the Venerable Avalokiteshvara is also a high-ranking member of the [Central Vulture Peak], and his status is in no way inferior to that of the Buddha's Son.
This is not a moment they can "witness". They should find a sorcerer as soon as possible to help the Buddha break the strange transformation spell on him.
How could there be a transformation technique that turns people into candy?
really weird!
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"...So, you really are the third incarnation?" Guanyin looked at the blue candy on the golden silk cushion with a surprised expression. "Don't play dead. I can smell your scent from far away."
"...You're talking nonsense!" [The Three Buddhas] said with slight anger, "Holographic projection, what kind of smell is that!"
[Guanzizai] said calmly, "I'm referring to the toxic, stinky aura about you."
Having suffered blow after blow, and now even been turned into a piece of candy, the [Three-Life Buddha Child] was on the verge of collapse. At this moment, he directly cursed, "It's better than you, this inhuman, ghostly bastard! Hmph, if you have something to say, say it quickly. If you don't, go back! You have no right to interfere with me!"
[Guanzizai] said calmly, "If you hadn't suddenly decided to execute the members of the [Traveler's Guild], I really wouldn't have had the time to deal with you... Three Worlds, do you know how outrageous your behavior is? Don't you know who Xuanzang is? How dare you attack him? Didn't you think about the consequences?"
"I'm not really going to kill them." [The Three Buddhas] hesitated for a moment. "I just intend to lure the rest out! The [Card of God] was stolen by that mischievous monkey! I originally had a chance to catch him, but if it weren't for that strange guy suddenly appearing..."
"A strange fellow?" [Guanzizai] glanced sideways slightly. "The one who turned you into this state... Is he very strong?"
"...It's just so-so." [Three-Life Buddha] said in a slightly weak voice, "If I hadn't chased Sun Lanbao for seven days and seven nights, and fought him for hundreds of rounds, exhausting my stamina, then... humph!"
[Guanyin] shook his head slightly... What a pitiful sense of self-esteem.
At this moment, [The Three Buddhas] suddenly said, "The headquarters... knew about this news, so they sent you to find me? Then... what does Lord [Gautama] mean?"
"Heh, of course the lord knows you're just trying to lure the snake out of its hole." [Guanzizai] said expressionlessly, "Otherwise, if you really dared to get serious, the lord wouldn't hesitate to get serious with you too."
The Three Buddhas' Sons fell silent.
[Guanzizai] said directly at this moment: "I have already set off for [Shiyi City] and should arrive around midnight. Third Life, you have been chasing Sun Lanbao for too long. This time, following the order of the Lord, I will take full responsibility for this matter."
"You!" [Three-Life Buddha Child] roared angrily, "This was all my doing! I even captured those guys from the [Traveler's Guild] myself! Why should you..."
"Third World, do you think you're still suitable to appear in public looking like this?" [Guanzizai] chuckled.
This almost hit the Achilles' heel of the [Three Buddhas]... After turning into candy, he couldn't even use his card transformation.
If this were to become public knowledge, it would truly be a disgrace to [Central Lingshan]—the Buddha immediately slumped into the soft golden futon.
[Guanzizai] flicked her hair, turned and left, "By the way, now that Xuanzang has been captured by you, then you should treat him well during this time. Don't let him suffer, after all, he is Lord [Gautama]'s only son... he's just a little rebellious."
The Three Buddhas said irritably, "We've been treated to good food and lodging. What happened just now was just for show. The person was real, but the images were all composited... I'm not stupid!"
"That's fine then." The holographic projection of [Guanyin] disappeared instantly.
[The Three Buddhas] remained silent... After a long silence, he suddenly erupted: "Where are they? Where have they all gone?! Have you found the one who can break the spell?! Where are they?!"
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The enormous Buddha head... Inside the space, there was a magnificent palace—and at this moment, in one corner of the palace, a group of bald men in white robes were busily delivering all sorts of delicacies and fine wines to a house.
"Amitabha, well said!" The bald, handsome young man picked up a golden cup and downed the grape wine inside in one gulp. "The Buddha said, 'Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but the Buddha resides in the heart!' Ah, this humble monk understands... What fine wine!"
Two bald men in white robes were serving him. Seeing that the handsome young man's glass of grape wine was empty, they quickly refilled it, saying with smiles, "This is a vintage wine that the Western Kingdom of Nightlight presented to the Buddha. The Buddha usually can't bear to open it! It's only because of you... Lord Xuanzang, please try this vegetarian dish! It's all made by a top-notch chef!"
"It's a vegetarian dish that can glow! It must be something good!" The handsome young man nodded slightly, took a small bite, and said, "It really does taste great!"
"Lord Xuanzang, I'm glad you're satisfied..." The bald man in the white robe, who looked like a waiter, turned to the side and said, "Lord Xuanzang's friend, why don't you try some too!"
Sitting next to me, Bai Wuxia just smiled and drank without eating anything... Sun Ming was also at the table, but he was so drunk that his eyelids were almost closed.
What should I say...
For Sun Ming in his current state, it seems that no matter where he is or what situation he encounters, as long as there is alcohol, he will be fine... living drunk and dreaming of death.
Bai Wuxia suddenly asked, "By the way, I heard you captured Sha Toutuo as well?"
The handsome guy immediately turned his gaze towards him.
The bald men in white robes trembled slightly and said with forced smiles, "Lord Xuanzang, please rest assured, we will treat your friends well... However, the Buddha has instructed that you cannot meet for the time being. We... we really have no other choice."
After saying that, the bald men cautiously observed the handsome bald man's expression.
Although Master Xuanzang unilaterally declared that he was severing ties with Master Gautama... how could such a relationship be severed so easily, as the only bloodline of the master and the crown prince of the Central Vulture Peak?
Who knows, maybe one day Master Xuanzang will come to his senses and accept it back?
"Oh, if he's not going to see me, then so be it." The handsome young man's gaze was calm as he clasped his hands together and said, "Knowing that he is well, this humble monk can also find peace of mind... Could this wine be chilled?"
"Sure! Sure! I'll get on it right away!"
"Good, good!"
"Come on, Master, let's have a drink!" Bai Wuxia smiled and gently clinked her small golden wine glass against the handsome man's glass. "Hmm... let's celebrate the show that's about to begin."
“Benefactor Wen, you are truly a wicked fellow.” The handsome man sighed, “If I could, I would really like to beat you to death.”
“Master, as a monk, you must not harbor thoughts of killing.” [Bai Wuxia] said with a smile.
"Hey..." the bald, handsome guy sighed again, "I'd rather be a monk than a dog... but I will."
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Wilderness Survival Master Safe House.
Di Qinglong carefully searched the purple-haired, pockmarked boy's body... but found nothing.
[Tyrannosaurus] looked at Old Di with a regretful expression as he pulled down the other man's pants. "Wait... I'm saying, Old Di, do you have this kind of taste?"
Di Qinglong rolled his eyes, casually grabbed a blanket and threw it over Sun Lanbao, saying, "Rumor has it that this guy stole a God Card from the Central Spirit Mountain. I was just checking if I could find it."
Tyrannosaurus Rex shrugged, thought for a moment, and said, "So, his previous appearance was all achieved through the transformation of the First Element card... his true form is just a tiny bean?"
“That’s just how the world is,” Di Qinglong nodded. “Those who possess cards will, in most cases, maintain the transformed form of the card. Unless they are injured or exhausted, the card will return to their body…”
"Then how do you get the cards out of this guy's body?" Tyrannosaurus suddenly asked.
Di Qinglong said, "Under normal circumstances, you can get various cards by killing enemies... but some are naturally generated, which are rare and hard to come by."
Without saying a word, Tyrannosaurus Rex picked up the fruit knife on the table.
"What are you doing..." Di Qinglong grabbed the guy's wrist with a dark expression. "Don't do anything reckless! Judging from the current situation, he should be one of the protagonists of this world!"
"I don't care about all that!" [Tyrannosaurus] sneered. "This isn't the real Monkey King, he just transformed using the power of cards. So what if he's the [protagonist]? I'm not from this damn world!"
Di Qinglong frowned, and his grip loosened slightly... He felt that there was indeed some truth to what he was saying.
[Tyrannosaurus] continued to urge, "Besides, even if Sun Lanbao really has some connection with Senior Brother, it should be the transformation card that's related to Senior Brother, right? Look at this [Beanie]'s appearance, how does he resemble that dead monkey at all? Shouldn't we just expose the card inside [Beanie]'s body?!"
—Holy crap, this guy's starting to make more and more sense!
"...Be gentle, don't splash it everywhere, it's a hassle to clean up." Di Qinglong released his hand and gave this advice.
"Don't worry, I'm a pro!" [Tyrannosaurus] licked the blade of the fruit knife and grinned maliciously. "Let's go!"
The white blade fell!
puff--!
The fruit knife plunged straight into... into the rear end of something that looked like a hippopotamus, but was actually a white horse—the mentally challenged white dragon!
"Monk, what are you doing?! You can't do this!! Don't hurt Blue Jewel!!"
"Get lost!!" [Tyrannosaurus] pulled out a fruit knife and kicked the idiot white dragon aside.
Unexpectedly, the dim-witted white dragon suddenly unleashed astonishing speed, instantly stalking back after being kicked away, and clinging to the Tyrannosaurus's back. "I won't allow you to hurt Blue Jewel! Monk! What's wrong with you, Monk!"
"open!"
"I won't let go!! Waaaaaah!!!" The mentally challenged white dragon clung tightly, "We still have to save Xuanzang! Without Lanbao, we can't do it!"
"Fine, killing you first won't hurt." [Tyrannosaurus] Bro is no good guy; stabbing one is one thing, stabbing two is no big deal.
"Wait a minute!" Di Qinglong suddenly called out.
"What's wrong now?" Tyrannosaurus Brother frowned. "Old Di, you didn't change your mind, did you?"
“Bai Long just reminded me.” Di Qinglong nodded. “Let’s keep this guy; he might be useful… You can ignore anyone in the [Kasyapa World], but you can’t ignore Master, can you? And Bai Wuxia and Sun Ming are currently in the hands of the [Three Buddhas]. At present, I don’t have any card abilities that can counter the [Three Buddhas].
"Tsk! What does it matter to me whether Baldy lives or dies?" Brother [Tyrannosaurus] sneered. "Isn't he supposed to be very powerful, arrogant, and great? He could have gotten away on his own. Why did he need anyone to save him? If it weren't for saving him... would we be in this mess now?"
Even so, the knife aimed at the mentally challenged Bailong stopped.
Di Qinglong said solemnly, "The conflict between the [Traveler's Guild] and the [Central Spirit Mountain] has been going on for quite some time. Sun Lanbao is the main fighting force of this group. You can look down on this [Little Bean], but you can't underestimate the power of the cards within him... If we are to take action tomorrow, then we will indeed need Sun Lanbao's power."
"...So what?" [Tyrannosaurus] angrily flung the fruit knife, which pierced the wall.
Di Qinglong thought for a moment and said, "So, from this moment on, you are [Sha Tou Tuo], and I am [Zhu Guo]."
"What do you mean, Qi?!" Tyrannosaurus Rex stared wide-eyed in disbelief.
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—What do you say, Qi?!
003... [Qilin City], in a luxury suite of a hotel.
The image frozen on the screen is Tyrannosaurus Rex's eyes, which are as big as copper bells... and his slightly unkempt beard.
"...Is he really the legendary 'Curtain Roller'? Why has he become so vulgar?"
[Taibai Jinxing], who had moved over a small stool and was sitting there, had his mouth slightly open—he was watching the preview live stream using a membership account opened by [Zhenwu].
"Unbelievable, unbelievable!" [Venus] stroked his long beard, shaking his head. "What on earth did he go through..."
Zhenwu rubbed his chin and pondered, "However, this Tianpeng is just as the legend says, indeed a handsome man... just a bit mature."
Only the [Ziwei Emperor] watched the broadcast without saying a word, his profound wisdom unfathomable.
【Venus】thought for a moment and said, "Your Majesty, since the New Era of the Void Gods, Your Majesty has established the Heavenly Court and Heavenly Palace, and the legends of these people have been circulating ever since, but they have never appeared... In what form will this auction of the 【shop】 take?"
Emperor Ziwei then said calmly, "Venus, what do you think?"
[Venus] continued stroking his long beard, pondering, "In my humble opinion, regardless of the final form of the auction, we should acquire as much as possible, selectively, and systematically... We should also acquire according to the specific circumstances, not blindly, but through metaphysics, precision, efficiency, and strategy, striving for a winning bid every time! However, we must also consider special circumstances and acquire flexibly!"
"...What the hell are you talking about?" [Zhenwu] was stunned for a moment before blurting it out.
[Taibai Jinxing]'s expression turned serious. "What I mean is, it depends on the situation! With the Emperor's unfathomable wisdom, he must already have a plan in mind. As long as I execute it consistently, there will definitely be no mistakes! Even if there are mistakes, it's just that my understanding is inadequate!"
—As expected of the most outstanding and frequently appearing top-tier ox and horse in the Heavenly Court and Heavenly Palace!
[Zhenwu]'s fist hardened, "I really want to beat you to death right now..."