ATPnovel Chapter 437 Don't look at it, that thing is infertile
Chapter 437 Don't look at it, that thing is infertile
"Wow~ Didn't you expect I'd become so famous?"
Cao Wei said somewhat narcissistically, he didn't expect that so many people would know him just by fighting a battle.
"Um...Cao Wei, we've met before." Tang Huang wiped the dust off his face, revealing his original appearance.
"Eh? Aren't you the... the one who's majoring in animal husbandry?" Cao Wei said belatedly. However, for someone who hadn't taken a serious class for several months, it was already very good that he could remember that there was such a person on the other side.
"Come on, stop pretending. You've only attended less than two classes in total, how could you possibly remember me?" Tang Huang waved his hands speechlessly, expressing his dissatisfaction with Cao Wei, a person with connections who skipped classes and left early but was not expelled.
Sure enough, the biggest watershed between people is not the college entrance examination, but amniotic fluid.
"Hey, I have a lot of things to do here, so I can't take care of the class." Cao Wei was a little embarrassed and quickly changed the subject:
"By the way, how did you get this outfit? It's quite trendy, and it's smoky makeup."
Tang Huang felt helpless after hearing Cao Wei's words and could only tell Cao Wei what had just happened in the classroom.
"Hey, there are actually people who handed in a USB drive with pornographic films on it. No wonder the teacher was so angry."
"But your research topic sounds weird. Can something like this really get a ranking?" Cao Wei said tactfully. He originally wanted to say that this thing that looked like a research report was actually a bunch of crap, but he held it back.
Tang Huang knew he was being laughed at, but he didn't get angry. He just said calmly, "Alas, you don't understand how embarrassing it is for us students who got in based on our grades."
Even though they are students of Imperial University, after graduation they will still face those idiot applicants who look like they are dead mothers and say to everyone: "If you don't do it, there are others who can do it." Therefore, students majoring in scientific research basically have to produce a few impressive rankings or projects every semester.
Otherwise, they will be almost unemployed after graduation. It is a bit difficult for them to become a good cowherd with high income based on their not-so-good combat performance.
That's why Tang Huang attached great importance to this scientific research competition. He had prepared several scientific research topics, but in the end they all came to nothing.
"By the way, Wei, I saw on the campus website that you also signed up for the scientific research competition. How is your research report going?"
"If possible, would you like to try it together? I am quite confident in breeding."
There was a glimmer of hope in Tang Huang's eyes, because the subject matter of this kind of scientific research competition often requires many individuals to team up and jointly study a scientific research project.
If Cao Wei's project is good, he will hold on to it without hesitation.
"What? What scientific research project? Why don't I know about it?" Cao Wei picked his nose, looking completely clueless.
Tang Huang was incredulous: "You... you have no plans to do any scientific research projects? Then what about your competition?"
"I've already said that I'm not participating in the competition. It has nothing to do with me. Why should I prepare?" Cao Wei took out his cell phone and logged in his student ID number.
"I'll show you now whether I participated in that so-called competition or not." Cao Wei said as he logged into the school's official website and clicked on the column for scientific research competitions.
"Look, did I participate... Damn? What the hell?"
On the official column of the scientific research competition, the four big words "You have registered" were clearly displayed. The four black simplified Chinese characters kept jumping, as if slapping Cao Wei's mouth.
"Hey, Brother Wei, take care." After seeing this scene, Tang Huang roughly understood what was going on. He then clasped his fists to Cao Wei, turned around and left.
In order to prevent the situation of people snatching up places, once you register for this kind of scientific research competition, you must participate, and there will even be additional penalties for those who do not come to participate.
"Wait a minute!" Just when Tang Huang was about to leave, Cao Wei grabbed his arm, but he let go of his hand in just a moment.
Cao Wei has a lot of illegal stuff at home, and he is confident that he can write an excellent experimental report, so he is not too worried about it now.
"It's just an experimental project. Since there are Gulden and Celebi at home, can't we just take control of it?"
At this time, Cao Wei still disdains Tang Huang's invitation, but just because of a sentence a quarter of an incense stick later, he will thoroughly beg Tang Huang to form a team.
"Oh, good luck to you, but there are only three days left until the scientific research competition!"
Cao Wei was suddenly struck by lightning. He was completely helpless now.
Three days. That damn author had to lie in bed for a week just because he got COVID. Three days isn’t even enough time for him to have dysentery.
Cao Wei glanced at the penalty items for the scientific research competition, then looked at his heavily indebted bank credit card, and suddenly an inexplicable music filled the air.
"Tangzi, I want to play basketball, no, I want to do scientific research!" (╥﹏╥)
However, the combination of these two people does have some story. As soon as Tang Huang entered Cao Wei's rental house, he was shocked by the scene in front of him.
There were not many Pokémon in the room that he recognized. Whether it was Celebi lying on the bed basking in the sun or Gulden lying on the floor, they were all Pokémon he had never heard of.
"Oh my god! Did you capture all these Pokémon? Why have I never seen them before?"
Cao Wei laughed, showing a crooked-mouthed god of war expression, saying, "It would be strange if you have seen it." But he was still modest:
"Tsk, just so-so~"
"This is not something that can be achieved normally! This Pokémon is so similar to the Motor Lizard in terms of body structure! Can we use it as a research subject?"
Tang Huang pointed at Gulden with excitement and said, after all, in the whole room, only Gulden's scientific research level could barely match his knowledge.
Cao Wei thought about it. Although other Pokémon would be easier to research, it was still difficult to get a ranking based on the research data of those Pokémon. It would be better to find one among the great gods in his own country.
There is just one question. Cao Wei thought about it and said:
"Tang Huang, aren't you a breeder? Are you sure you can write a research report on these Pokémon?"
Tang Huang didn't quite understand what Cao Wei meant, so he stopped harassing Gulden and turned to ask, "Is there anything that can't be studied about this Pokémon?"
"Well... there's nothing wrong with that." Cao Wei said with some difficulty:
"It's this Pokémon. It's infertile."